Thursday, December 23, 2010

The dream germinates!

To cut a long story short (nah, if I cut it short what will I write) my idle mind is agog with ideas of germination! Strange just few days of celibacy can make even words like germination turn you on. 'Wifey come hold my hand, and take me to wonderland'. With song on my lips and dreams in my heart - crap didn't rhyme- How do writers do this? Guess when your mind is solely thinking of germination, it really functions as an independent judicial system. All suomoto actions. Maybe its the flow of blood, all to accumulate at the centre (of universe). Is it making any sense at all? No. Sure sign 'I'm on Booker trail'. Do they have a category for - germinating,masturbating, gyrating, ...ding....ding...ding and some more ding ding writing debut?

Ah! By the way my Bengali friends are turning around, have fixed up a meeting cumming Sunday at 3 pm. Will debut as a speaker as well. Hopefully the association of marginalized will be formed soon. Schools and Hospitals (especially private ones) beware, here comes the sleepy, horny, lazy to the bones crusader. Wonder why I didn't mention 'Police'? I'm sure they have no role in punishing these 'marginalized for margins' friend of mine. Can't really blame them poor goons oops sorry, poor policewalas are any which way the most marginalized of all. The successive abortions of germinating seeds owing their bloodlines to our Netas has taken a huge toll on these poor little bobbies. See how cleverly I'm mixing germinating with one and all! Kudos to my organs, specifically my topmost empty one!

Its deliberation over action for me. The biting cold, the piping tea and absence of wife what better justifies non action! No wonder its happening all across - the parliament, CBI enquiry on so many scams, the crying onions...that reminds me, have we checked the onion trucks coming from Pakistan. Was wondering can metal detectors or sniffing dogs detect 'Goodwill'

Monday, December 20, 2010

Lets see where it leads!

Kind of difficult playing a good husband, wifey dear in Qatar and its getting tiresome just looking after the house, kids, dog,work, face book, twitter, blogging (my daily dose of being creative). Told her last night get me there "Bugger earn your bread" was a quick and sharp reply. Wondering wasn't I better off just mast..bating! Anyway hoping she'll see my hard work and call me (would love to cook for (and) her). So as they say..lets see where it leads!
That reminds me went to the local pradhanji after dropping off the second kid at school (I have two, hence four trips in a day). Was wondering if we could get all the Bengali's working as menial helps to come together and form an association. Pradhanji was quick to come up with all support possible. Guess it would be easier to exploit them if all of them unite (he he he). I'll ensure these fancy guys with their fancy jobs suffer. All because of this new adventure of mine. Special thought for all society presidents and secretaries, their high asses need spanking! These high asses come out with regal notices of terminating passes and fixing rates of baba adam days. See wifey staying alone at home and not working has made me so jealous of all the ones with jobs and obedient wives. Again...lets see where it leads!
Need to keep this one short, with all the paparazzi really cant afford to over expose my skills. So readers won't give you multi orgasms today just four or five is enough!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Margins over marginalized

Finally found an outlet for creative (think so) writing (hope so), guess wanted to feel like a writer for a long time, who knows next Booker must be tailing! Well tempted to become a crusader overnight, but let me hold my horses (they buck) for a day or two and then probably I'll write about "NPT", "Global Warming", "India's economic future", "whats wrong with America's foreign policy" etc etc. Still need to be cautious don't want my phones tapped for SECURITY!!!
Its difficult living an ex servicemens' life. Especially an officer, with an AWHO provided flat in gurgaon, kids well settled, monthly pension and biggest of all, quota of "rum whiskey et al". With so many problems I guess its OK to fix monthly wage for the house maids at exorbitant Rs 3500/pm for 12 hrs daily 7 days a week. These guys deserve it, you see margins need to be extracted from marginalized. So what if this falls way below the stipulated daily wages. His highness the society president or the secretary (don't know which is bigger) of "Devinder Vihar", Sector 56, Gurgaon has put up the rates on notice board with a veiled threat of passes being cancelled if the maids even want to change houses leave alone ask for more money. Guess they deserve it first it was the commonwealth games which gave them forced holiday- Gurgaon Police didn't want these helps around as the whole place was too neat and clean for the taste of all visiting athletes. You see with all the marginalized away from scene there was enough crap on the road to keep everyone busy and let Mr. Kalmadi get away. Alas! we really want Olympics now probably these marginalized will be force fully sent to Bangkok!
Mr. President or Secretary wake up. These maids keep our houses running if not more give them the basic due which the government stipulated or you'll need to spend some extra time and money on unnecessary court/ police action.